Episode Archive: Sports Retorts with Hooli and The Joe

Podcast Episode

The boys get into a wrap-up of the NBA season as The Joe may have a thing or two to say about his Cleeeeevelannndd CAVALIERS!  Also, Believeland it or not, there's some soccer talk, and MB tells the guys all about a Freaky Friday in the MLB. All that PLUS a Wimbledon joke!?

The boys welcome Chicago comedian Rob Grabowski to talk about NHL and NBA finals. What is Rob, some kind of sports fan?  No!!  But that doesn't hinder the retorts one bit.  If that's not enough for you, we have a couple of US Men's Basketball jokes! Even Mike Hunt's brother, Mark, gets a shout-out!

The 2016 Summer Olympics are almost upon us, and that can mean only one thing: A POTENTIAL GLOBAL EMERGENCY! Can the looming threat of the Zika virus derail the summer games? No? How about widespread violence and corruption of the highest level? Still no? Then ya better bring bug spray!

Podcast Episode

Just like all of the other talking heads, the boys are handing out NFL Draft grades!  The accuracy and precision with which they dissect all 32 teams is unrivaled in the sports world.  Also, Hooli and The Joe break down every second round matchup in the NBA playoffs in under a minute a piece.  If that's still not enough, can we interest you in a Dee Gordon joke?

They guys are without MB this week, so they brought in Sam Roos to help make some sense of New England QB Tom Brady's most recent suspension.  Joe, for some reason, is on Brady's side.  Hooli still has his wits about him.  All that, a complete Round 1 NFL Draft recap, and just what everybody asked for - a JaMarcus Russell update!

Podcast Episode

We look at the (new) teams picking at 11 through 20 in the upcoming NFL Draft, get an update on the first round of the NBA Playoffs, and examine a souvenir from Kobe's last game.  Spoiler: it's full of hot air.

The boys dissect the top 10 picks in this year's upcoming NFL draft.  Shocker: The Joe has some strong feelings about the Browns.  Hooli kind of couldn't care less, as his Fins have traded out of the top 10.  MB also tightens her belt... something that apparently Pablo Sandoval can no longer do.

Did you know that the US Men's National Soccer team gets paid a lot more to play worse than the Women's team?  We learned that, and -- surprise -- we don't like it.  MB and Hooli have the studios to themselves this week, so they take some pot shots at The Joe and play a little game of "Who Said It: Politician or Athlete?"  All that, and Swaggy P's cheating ass.