Episode Archive: Sports Retorts with Hooli and The Joe

This week's headline: The Joe went to the NFL Combine! He'll tell us all about which quarterbacks looked good, who fell flat, and why he enjoyed seeing blameless young men fail in their chosen tasks.  ALSO: The boys go back and forth on which NCAA bubble teams will make the big dance, and thanks to the 40-yard dash of a defensive player from Mississippi State, we coin a new phrase: DCO (dick came out)!

And now, a very special episode of Sports Retorts.  Prompted by the recent lawsuit brought against the University of Tennessee by six former female students, we take a look at some of the big cases brought against colleges in recent years regarding an enviroment that enables rape and sexual assault.  We also have some jokes, if you're into that kind of thing.

Podcast Episode

The bases are loaded - and so are we!  We hit our pre-pre-season MLB preview, picking our favorites to win each division.  We also talk about the lifetime ban handed to former Mets reliever Jenrry Meija, and we discuss all of the events of the NBA All-Star weekend!

Podcast Episode

The boys made some prop bets during last week's episode regarding Super Bowl 50; this week, they pay up.  We'll break down the big game (for those of you that fell asleep during), and talk about this week's headlines: Derek Fisher fired in New York, Jimmy Butler does his best Derrick Rose impersonation, and why white people are afraid of Queen Bey!

All things all-star!  We discuss the recent NHL All-Star games (you're welcome, John Scott!), the upcoming NBA All-Star break, and how to fix the NFL's Pro Bowl.  We also break down next week's Super Bowl match-up between the Carolina Panthers and the Denver Broncos, and conduct this season's penultimate edition of ♫Peyton's Recap of the Week♫!

This week's headline: Kathryn Smith becomes the first full-time assistant coach in NFL history!  Or should we say... herstory?  Also: we break down the NFC and AFC Championship games, discuss the Cavaliers' abrupt coaching change, and Hooli and the Joe get into their first argument!  Not to mention a special, second appearance from Robo Jackson...

This week we break down the hijinks of the NFL Wild Card round, the "unexpected" outcome of the NCAA National Championship game, Brian Urlacher's new mop-top, and whether legally adult human beings should be allowed to be paid for their physical accomplishments even if they happen to be currently attending a university.  Spoiler alert: obviously they should.